A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a loonie. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit  is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and  sipping  a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on  the saucer, neatly folds the newsspaper and places it on the counter, gets  up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the coin, which the woman  deftly  catches in her free  hand.

Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, I've never seen anybody do  anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you doctor?

"No," the woman replies, "I work for Revenue Canada"

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