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					  <title><![CDATA[The Difference Between Dogs and Cats...]]></title>
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&#34;Excerpts from a Dog's Diary&#34;&#160; 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!&#160; 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!&#160; 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!&#160; 10:3 0am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!&#160; 12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!&#160; 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!&#160; 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!&#160; 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!&#160; 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!&#160; 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!&#160; 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!&#160; &#34;Excerpts from a Cat's Diary&#34;&#160; Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the&#160; other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.&#160; Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless&#160; must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.&#160; Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.&#160; I&#160; had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a &#34;good little hunter&#34; I am.&#160; Bastards! &#160; There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.&#160; However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of &#34;allergies.&#34; I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.&#160; Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.&#160; I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.&#160; The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and&#160; seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.&#160; The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the&#160; guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.. .]]></description>
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